If two dudes have butt sex, which one is gay?
(via overheard-at-school)
i will knock you into the fucking ground if you call me ‘differently abled’ or ‘handicapable’
(via genoshaisforlovers)
(via iamtheflyingfuckyougave)
every time i see american horror story shortened as “ahs” i always read it as american high school
even scarier
(via iamtheflyingfuckyougave)
(via iamtheflyingfuckyougave)
Bruce is like “Our identities were a secret? I knew who you guys were 6 months ago.”
bats knows what pjs you got for xmas ok
HE KNOWS ALL
sNORTS
CHOKING
(via spongebobssquarepants)
(via notoriouslysketchy)
Intelligence is attractive.
But witty intelligence is even better.
I like someone who isn’t afraid to tease me and be sarcastic.
I don’t want all our conversations to be serious. What’s the fun in that?
(via grimdark)
(via muchablogaboutnothing)